| Movie meme: last two. |
[Feb. 23rd, 2008|10:31 pm] |
Here's the answers to the quotes no one guessed—I'm going to do this in the form of really obvious quotes.
2. "I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose."
2nd quote from 2. "'Rubber baby buggy bumpers.' Ha! You did not know I would say that!"
3rd quote from 3.
"Trying to be funny?"
"Yes. I am the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger."
"Schwarzenegger."
"Gesundheit."
9. "I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel."
This movie had 2 proper sequels. Here is a quote from one of the sequels: "Baby, by now it's shrunk down to 20 inches."
Who is the man, who would risk his neck for his brother man? |
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| Movies again. |
[Feb. 21st, 2008|05:45 am] |
There's still 8 on my list that haven't been figured out yet, so here are a few (hopefully not too revealing) bonus clues!
2. "I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose."
2nd quote from 2. "'Rubber baby buggy bumpers.' Ha! You did not know I would say that!"
6. "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."
2nd quote from 6. "I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener'." Demolition Man
7. "Let me get you guys some napkins."
"What for?"
The meal in question was pizza. TMNT 2
8. "The last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we are... Highlander
9. "I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel."
This movie had 2 proper sequels. Here is a quote from one of the sequels: "Baby, by now it's shrunk down to 20 inches."
11. "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
The real quote, as opposed to my slightly abridged version. Quote 2 from this one starts with "I think of a man..." As Good As It Gets
13. "I've lived the life of a man and am not ashamed to admit it."
2nd quote from 13. "How you'd have loved the North Cape and the fjords and the midnight sun...to sail across the reef at Barbados...where the blue water turns to green...to the Falklands where a southerly gale rips the whole sea white!" The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
15. "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."
2nd quote from 15. "Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb." The House of Yes
ALSO: A couple of new ones.
Bonus. "What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle."
"Cuddle? What a fag." Boondock Saints
Bonus 2. "Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?" Willow |
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| The quote game. A little something for everyone. |
[Feb. 19th, 2008|03:09 pm] |
1) Pick 15 movies
2) Look up a quote for each from IMDB and post them
3) Let everyone guess what movie each quote is from (but don't cheat using Google or IMDB)
1. "I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS." Kentucky Fried Movie
2. "I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose."
3. "Look! A Turkish massage owl! And look! It’s a bat! Sweet mustache! Willikers!" Wizard People, Dear Reader
4. "Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing." The Princess Bride
5. "This town needs an enema!" Batman
6. "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."
7. "Let me get you guys some napkins."
"What for?"
8. "The last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"
9. "I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel."
10. "Including you? There have been exactly one... thousand... five hundred and two." Don Juan DeMarco
11. "Where'd you learn to talk like that? In some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar?"
12. "If you screw up even this much, I'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong." Top Gun
13. "I've lived the life of a man and am not ashamed to admit it."
14. "What a fine fat boy you are, Jack!" Legend
15. "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."
Bonus. "Now that don't make no sense. Early in the morning, spaghetti, hot dogs, and donuts. That's why your stomach be hurtin'!" Bar-B-Q |
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[Feb. 7th, 2008|02:53 pm] |
I saw this on ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) carocrow's page, and honestly? It's the first time in the 2008 political season I haven't felt ambivalent about something. First off, he was an awesome president in The Fifth Element, and secondly I think it is time for a pro wrestler to be in the White House.
Also, I understand his stance on the issues every bit as well as any of the other candidates. This, despite the fact that he's not campaigning (or, for that matter, even aware that he's running.)
Plus, Tiny has not called me even one time with Celine Dion music blasting in the background, telling me that he will bring me CHANGE if I just press "1" and the country will be a better place with him in power and if you support him press "1" and if Bush makes you ANGRY then press "1" and he'll do something about it in a year when he's elected press "1" TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT press "1" c'mon PRESS "1" FATE OF THE FREE WORLD PRESS "1" HURRY UP ASSHOLE PRESS "1" PRESS "1" PRESS "1".
Therefore: I give you Tiny Lister in 2008. A name you can trust, in a size you can't pass up. |
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| Too good of a meme to pass up |
[Jan. 17th, 2008|03:16 pm] |
1) Go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random and look at the name of the article. That is the name of your band.
2) Next, go to www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 and check the last four words of the very last quote. That is the name of your album.
3) Finally, head over to www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ and look at the third image. Whatever it is, that will be your album cover.
4) Muck all three up with your favorite photo-editing program and post the result.
( I can't believe how perfectly this works. ) |
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[Jan. 7th, 2008|05:13 am] |
91% Mike Gravel
87% Dennis Kucinich
77% Bill Richardson
73% John Edwards
73% Barack Obama
73% Joe Biden
72% Chris Dodd
67% Hillary Clinton
39% Ron Paul
28% John McCain
28% Rudy Giuliani
26% Mike Huckabee
23% Mitt Romney
15% Fred Thompson
13% Tom Tancredo
2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
I'm a little concerned that Ron Paul is at the top of my Republican-list. Folks, there is a traitor in your midst. |
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| I've done my time in a bar & grill. |
[Nov. 28th, 2007|04:57 pm] |
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98%ALCOHOLIC |
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| A NaNoWriLess Food Adventure Novel. |
[Nov. 21st, 2007|12:59 am] |
I knew it was there, in the back of my mind. But today, I opened the cupboard, purposeful. I had finally come for it.
Stick blender, immersion blender, whatever name you give it. A small one, not the jackhammer from Iron Chef.
Roasted butternut squash soup. Turned out pretty decent! |
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| A NaNoWriLess Christmas Nightmares Novel. |
[Nov. 17th, 2007|08:59 pm] |
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
It started innocently. Carolers outside.
"We wish you a merry Christmas!"
They sung pleasantly, but soon they got demanding.
"Now bring us some figgy pudding."
I said no. But they were in for the long haul.
"We won't go until we get some."
Three weeks they've been on my doorstep. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Internet Mystery Novel. |
[Nov. 17th, 2007|01:11 pm] |
Lost in Translation, from English to...English?
"When she was just a widow she had won a golden medal for best children."
I'm watching the Thanksgiving episode of Good Eats. Alton's history of Thanksgiving mentions Sarah Josepha Hale. I came across this sentence in her Wikipedia article. It's deliciously indecipherable--and so I offer it to you. |
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| Writer's Block: Top Five Video Games |
[Nov. 16th, 2007|12:47 am] |
1. Leisure Suit Larry
2. Leisure Suit Larry 2
3. Leisure Suit Larry 3
4. Leisure Suit Larry 5
5. Pac-Man
Because Final Fantasy is very overrepresented. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Classic Detective Novel. |
[Nov. 15th, 2007|12:39 pm] |
"I daresay it was the cook!"
"Astounding, Holmes! However did you know?"
"He insinuated at the time of the murder, he was in the pantry inhaling a measure of the distilled coca powder. Unbeknownst to him, I had personally imbibed the last of it not more than fifteen minutes' prior." |
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| A NaNoWriLess Psychedelic Poetry Book. |
[Nov. 13th, 2007|09:33 pm] |
Try and guess the drug!
Leaves of Charmin
Whiff of poo-fumes
our filthy chariot
Angels on the left
and demons on the right
like methane we arise to the
Porcelain throne
we dance 'round the rim
beseeching a vision
from the watery tempest
A sphincter
an eye at the end
it sees us
it is our own eye. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Addiction Survival Novel. |
[Nov. 13th, 2007|10:30 am] |
Confessions of a Shithead
I first tried Jenkem at fifteen. It was simple: FIRST YOU SHIT IN A JAR.
I wound up homeless. I'd panhandle, but only enough for a cheeseburger, Ex-Lax, and a mason jar.
My family staged an intervention. In rehab, it was hard learning to flush again. But I did learn. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Swashbuckling Novel. |
[Nov. 6th, 2007|03:12 pm] |
Pirates of the Carrageenan
"They fought like nothing in Christiandom," noted Cap'n Blondbeard. "But we showed 'em a fire to dim Hell itself, and took their little island as plunder."
"Ye're King of a fine land," crowed First Mate Williams.
"Not King," grinned Blondbeard. "What'd tha' one feller call 'imself?"
"Shōgun?"
"Aye. Shōgun Blondbeard."
EDIT. In NonNanNoWriLess-related news: it's snowing. Freakin' balls, it's snowing. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Baking Book. |
[Nov. 6th, 2007|11:26 am] |
Bacon Apple Pie
Get bacon, apples, and a pie crust. Probably some sugar and flour too. Cook your bacon, and slice your apples. Put it in the pie crust. Somehow make the top. Then bake the whole thing. Or check out xlagartixax's bacon apple pie recipe and pictures--she invented it, after all.
NOTE: Wally's thoughts on bacon apple pie are forthcoming. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Nature Documentary Series. |
[Nov. 6th, 2007|12:15 am] |
A NaNoWriLess Nature Documentary Novel, Book I.
My Life Amongst the Cheez: Habitat.
Having worked in a mini-mart, I've been privileged to observe nacho cheese in its natural habitat. The first curiosity about this strange and beautiful cheese is that it doesn't return to refrigeration at day's end like other cheeses; instead it perpetually resides in a plastic bag in a warming machine.
A NaNoWriLess Nature Documentary Novel, Book II.
My Life Amongst the Cheez: Behaviour.
When our noble cheese is called into service by pressing the machine's single red button, a rotating wheel massages the plastic urethra that descends from the cheese bag, and orange-yellow fluid is spurted onto the waiting food. Like Easy-Cheese, the first squirt is usually hardened remnants, and should be avoided.
A NaNoWriLess Nature Documentary Novel, Book III.
My Life Amongst the Cheez: Society.
Plastic bags of cheese reside in unrefrigerated storage for an indeterminate length of time before they see action in the warming machine. When placed in the machine, though, the cheese waits about a week, then begins changing from orange-yellow to orange-yellow-brown. It continues to be served until customers start noticing. |
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| A NaNoWriLess Criminal Justice System Novel. |
[Nov. 5th, 2007|06:49 am] |
In the criminal justice system the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. ( These are their stories. ) |
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| A NaNoWriLess Sampler Platter. |
[Nov. 3rd, 2007|12:06 am] |
2 tonight, but they're a little longer. I figure if that dude can write a boy and his dragon tale at 15, then I'm twice the age so I should make twice the money. With that on the table, who could pass up doing one? Not me.
We also have a little more from the noble House of Manthick, in "Beyond the Welshman's Ambition."
( Proceed. ) |
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| A NaNoWriLess Crime Scene Investigation Novel. |
[Nov. 2nd, 2007|06:18 am] |
So maybe I'll actually look at this as a challenge--complete 50,000 words' worth of these nanonovels throughout November. For sanity's sake I'm going to say that they're all at least 50 words, but not 50 words exactly. Some of 'em might go a little over. Some of 'em might go a lot over, like this one. And they'll start going under cuts, so as not to flood your friends-page.
( Down The Hatch ) |
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