A. Hamster ([info]ahamster) wrote,
@ 2007-11-13 10:30:00
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A NaNoWriLess Addiction Survival Novel.
Confessions of a Shithead

I first tried Jenkem at fifteen. It was simple: FIRST YOU SHIT IN A JAR.

I wound up homeless. I'd panhandle, but only enough for a cheeseburger, Ex-Lax, and a mason jar.

My family staged an intervention. In rehab, it was hard learning to flush again. But I did learn.


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[info]thetreefrog
2007-11-13 04:16 pm UTC (link)
YES

This could be the new A Million Little Pieces.

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[info]thetreefrog
2007-11-13 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Also: THIS

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[info]ahamster
2007-11-13 05:06 pm UTC (link)
whoa.

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[info]ahamster
2007-11-13 05:13 pm UTC (link)
That'd be great! I'd love to make Oprah's Book Club, only to have her yell at me later on her show.

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[info]zartan
2007-11-13 04:24 pm UTC (link)
I read the story before I hit the link.

Let me assure you that the story works just as well if you assume that "Jenkem" is a game that combines peer pressure, Jenga, and shitting in a jar.

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[info]ahamster
2007-11-13 05:16 pm UTC (link)
That's along the lines of what I thought it was, too.

But apparently butt hash is serious business!

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[info]twilightspeaks
2007-11-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I was wondering when butt hash would turn up on my flist. At least it was done so creatively!










I am very disappointed in the general news media over this and feel that their internet should be taken away from them.

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[info]ahamster
2007-11-14 02:17 am UTC (link)
Thanks! I just love seeing the media run with this. It would be absolutely wonderful if Katie Couric did a piece on it.

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