I saw this on carocrow's page, and honestly? It's the first time in the 2008 political season I haven't felt ambivalent about something. First off, he was an awesome president in The Fifth Element, and secondly I think it is time for a pro wrestler to be in the White House.

Also, I understand his stance on the issues every bit as well as any of the other candidates. This, despite the fact that he's not campaigning (or, for that matter, even aware that he's running.)

Plus, Tiny has not called me even one time with Celine Dion music blasting in the background, telling me that he will bring me CHANGE if I just press "1" and the country will be a better place with him in power and if you support him press "1" and if Bush makes you ANGRY then press "1" and he'll do something about it in a year when he's elected press "1" TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT press "1" c'mon PRESS "1" FATE OF THE FREE WORLD PRESS "1" HURRY UP ASSHOLE PRESS "1" PRESS "1" PRESS "1".

Therefore: I give you Tiny Lister in 2008. A name you can trust, in a size you can't pass up.