The quote game. A little something for everyone.
1) Pick 15 movies
2) Look up a quote for each from IMDB and post them
3) Let everyone guess what movie each quote is from (but don't cheat using Google or IMDB)

1. "I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS." Kentucky Fried Movie

2. "I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose."

3. "Look! A Turkish massage owl! And look! It’s a bat! Sweet mustache! Willikers!" Wizard People, Dear Reader

4. "Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing." The Princess Bride

5. "This town needs an enema!" Batman

6. "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."

7. "Let me get you guys some napkins."
"What for?"

8. "The last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"

9. "I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel."

10. "Including you? There have been exactly one... thousand... five hundred and two." Don Juan DeMarco

11. "Where'd you learn to talk like that? In some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar?"

12. "If you screw up even this much, I'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong." Top Gun

13. "I've lived the life of a man and am not ashamed to admit it."

14. "What a fine fat boy you are, Jack!" Legend

15. "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."

Bonus. "Now that don't make no sense. Early in the morning, spaghetti, hot dogs, and donuts. That's why your stomach be hurtin'!" Bar-B-Q