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Movies again. [Feb. 21st, 2008|05:45 am]
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There's still 8 on my list that haven't been figured out yet, so here are a few (hopefully not too revealing) bonus clues!

2. "I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose."
2nd quote from 2. "'Rubber baby buggy bumpers.' Ha! You did not know I would say that!"

6. "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."
2nd quote from 6. "I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener'." Demolition Man

7. "Let me get you guys some napkins."
"What for?"

The meal in question was pizza. TMNT 2

8. "The last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we are... Highlander

9. "I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel."
This movie had 2 proper sequels. Here is a quote from one of the sequels: "Baby, by now it's shrunk down to 20 inches."

11. "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
The real quote, as opposed to my slightly abridged version. Quote 2 from this one starts with "I think of a man..." As Good As It Gets

13. "I've lived the life of a man and am not ashamed to admit it."
2nd quote from 13. "How you'd have loved the North Cape and the fjords and the midnight sun...to sail across the reef at Barbados...where the blue water turns to green...to the Falklands where a southerly gale rips the whole sea white!" The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

15. "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."
2nd quote from 15. "Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb." The House of Yes

ALSO: A couple of new ones.

Bonus. "What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle."
"Cuddle? What a fag." Boondock Saints

Bonus 2. "Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?" Willow
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The quote game. A little something for everyone. [Feb. 19th, 2008|03:09 pm]
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1) Pick 15 movies
2) Look up a quote for each from IMDB and post them
3) Let everyone guess what movie each quote is from (but don't cheat using Google or IMDB)

1. "I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS." Kentucky Fried Movie

2. "I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose."

3. "Look! A Turkish massage owl! And look! It’s a bat! Sweet mustache! Willikers!" Wizard People, Dear Reader

4. "Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing." The Princess Bride

5. "This town needs an enema!" Batman

6. "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."

7. "Let me get you guys some napkins."
"What for?"

8. "The last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"

9. "I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel."

10. "Including you? There have been exactly one... thousand... five hundred and two." Don Juan DeMarco

11. "Where'd you learn to talk like that? In some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar?"

12. "If you screw up even this much, I'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong." Top Gun

13. "I've lived the life of a man and am not ashamed to admit it."

14. "What a fine fat boy you are, Jack!" Legend

15. "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."

Bonus. "Now that don't make no sense. Early in the morning, spaghetti, hot dogs, and donuts. That's why your stomach be hurtin'!" Bar-B-Q
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(no subject) [Feb. 7th, 2008|02:53 pm]
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I saw this on carocrow's page, and honestly? It's the first time in the 2008 political season I haven't felt ambivalent about something. First off, he was an awesome president in The Fifth Element, and secondly I think it is time for a pro wrestler to be in the White House.

Also, I understand his stance on the issues every bit as well as any of the other candidates. This, despite the fact that he's not campaigning (or, for that matter, even aware that he's running.)

Plus, Tiny has not called me even one time with Celine Dion music blasting in the background, telling me that he will bring me CHANGE if I just press "1" and the country will be a better place with him in power and if you support him press "1" and if Bush makes you ANGRY then press "1" and he'll do something about it in a year when he's elected press "1" TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT press "1" c'mon PRESS "1" FATE OF THE FREE WORLD PRESS "1" HURRY UP ASSHOLE PRESS "1" PRESS "1" PRESS "1".

Therefore: I give you Tiny Lister in 2008. A name you can trust, in a size you can't pass up.
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Too good of a meme to pass up [Jan. 17th, 2008|03:16 pm]
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1) Go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random and look at the name of the article. That is the name of your band.

2) Next, go to www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 and check the last four words of the very last quote. That is the name of your album.

3) Finally, head over to www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ and look at the third image. Whatever it is, that will be your album cover.

4) Muck all three up with your favorite photo-editing program and post the result.

I can't believe how perfectly this works.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2008|05:13 am]
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91% Mike Gravel
87% Dennis Kucinich
77% Bill Richardson
73% John Edwards
73% Barack Obama
73% Joe Biden
72% Chris Dodd
67% Hillary Clinton
39% Ron Paul
28% John McCain
28% Rudy Giuliani
26% Mike Huckabee
23% Mitt Romney
15% Fred Thompson
13% Tom Tancredo

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

I'm a little concerned that Ron Paul is at the top of my Republican-list. Folks, there is a traitor in your midst.
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I've done my time in a bar & grill. [Nov. 28th, 2007|04:57 pm]
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98%ALCOHOLIC
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A NaNoWriLess Food Adventure Novel. [Nov. 21st, 2007|12:59 am]
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I knew it was there, in the back of my mind. But today, I opened the cupboard, purposeful. I had finally come for it.

Stick blender, immersion blender, whatever name you give it. A small one, not the jackhammer from Iron Chef.

Roasted butternut squash soup. Turned out pretty decent!
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A NaNoWriLess Christmas Nightmares Novel. [Nov. 17th, 2007|08:59 pm]
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We Wish You A Merry Christmas

It started innocently. Carolers outside.

"We wish you a merry Christmas!"

They sung pleasantly, but soon they got demanding.

"Now bring us some figgy pudding."

I said no. But they were in for the long haul.

"We won't go until we get some."

Three weeks they've been on my doorstep.
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A NaNoWriLess Internet Mystery Novel. [Nov. 17th, 2007|01:11 pm]
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Lost in Translation, from English to...English?

"When she was just a widow she had won a golden medal for best children."

I'm watching the Thanksgiving episode of Good Eats. Alton's history of Thanksgiving mentions Sarah Josepha Hale. I came across this sentence in her Wikipedia article. It's deliciously indecipherable--and so I offer it to you.
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Writer's Block: Top Five Video Games [Nov. 16th, 2007|12:47 am]
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What's on your Top 5 video games list?

1. Leisure Suit Larry
2. Leisure Suit Larry 2
3. Leisure Suit Larry 3
4. Leisure Suit Larry 5
5. Pac-Man

Because Final Fantasy is very overrepresented.
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